So I am doing this meme with everyone else: Give me one character or pairing in a fandom I'm familiar with, and I will give you a sentence or two of fic.

( And the resulting fic... )

Hello, I am back! I have fic! This is for lalejandra's birthday, which I missed. It is a sequel to this fic, and is a Buffy/Harry Potter/Lotrips crossover, with reference to the BtVS episode "Normal Again". Unlike practically every other post on my flist at the moment, there are no HBP spoilers.

You're All In My Head

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On Sunday lalejandra texted me and told me to tell her a story. So this is for her. It vaguely takes place in this universe, though don't ask me what the chronology is. (And if you haven't read those stories, basically it's post-apocalyptic Los Angeles - Hannah Wood, aka Elijah Wood's little sister, is there, and skater!Hermione, and all the Buffy people who ( Read more... )

Well, bear wanted me to put this story into a post, so, um, here it is. flowery_twat demanded Dom mpreg and wouldn't go to bed until I wrote it, so I did in the comments to her journal. And here it all is, copy and pasted for your edification. Hee. Um, enjoy, and sleep well. (Slight Lost spoilers in story.)

( A Monaboyd Bedtime Story for Twat, In Which Twat Herself Appears To Speed Our Heroes Onto Love and Parenthood )

Title: Corresponding Shapes
Fandoms: The Royal Tenenbaums/Lotrips
Pairing: Margot Tenenbaum/Billy Boyd
Rating: PG-13

( So, you're cheating on me, then? Billy Boyd asked conversationally. )

Now that the Xom is finished, it turns out I've developed this weird crossover addiction or something. I'm overflowing with cracked out ideas, all multifandom and whatnot.

Also, calendae said that if I wrote this, she'd use a "Kovsky's bitch" icon for the next two weeks. I expect you all to hold her to that, by the way.

Title: I Am a Visitor Here, I Am ( Read more... )

The day you thought would never come... "A Critique of Pure Reason" is complete! Two weeks later than it should be, but what're you going to do ( Read more... )

You know, I think of this stuff, and then I'm like, "Dude, that's so completely ridiculous. You can't do that." And then I think, "It's Xom. There is nothing too ridiculous to go in the Xom."

But I think I need to apologize in advance for this one. Sorry, guys.

Previous parts are here.

( Just when you thought it couldn't possibly get sillier... )

Previous parts are here.

( A Critique of Pure Reason )

Previous parts are here.

( Yes, I do sit around actively thinking about how I could possibly make this fic weirder )